Kalypso The Odyssey

At my school it’s the end of the quarter and that means two things. First, Exams are randomly being thrown at us. Because of this our schedule is changing constantly, confusion is everywhere, people are so stressed that they seem to be at the point of exhaustion, and otherwise there just seems to be a catastrophic sense of evil and mayhem throughout the halls of our school. (I personally enjoy watching pitiful students running and screaming across the school, simply because I find it funny and the lack of pointless homework is also a definite bonus.) The second thing that it being the end of the quarter brings is that we are about to have a break!!! I’m happy because this specific break happens to be Christmas and we (my immediate family) are going to go to Omaha, Nebraska to visit family. Lets see… today is the 19th so there will be six days until Christmas. I guess it’s time to bring out my Christmas list. And here it is:

1) Amazon gift cards
2) Cosmetics (mascara, eyeliner, eye shadow, lipstick, and nail polish)
3) Wii Games (Boogie, Mario Galaxy, and any other game that you might think I like)
4) Coconuts and pineapple wearing santa hats

Yeah!!! My Family is going to Omaha over the Holidays so we get to see all of my family and friends up there even if it is only for 5 days. Well, I guess 5 days is a whole lot better than none. I don’t have that many warm clothes so I am going to be freezing up there! BBUURRRR!!!!!!! I wonder if it will snow while we are up there?
So, if any of you family members and other people out there are wondering what to get me for Christmas, here is my list:

Realy expensive stuff:
PS3 or PSP.
Nintendo Wii.
Contacts, preferably colored, but if not then that’s O.K., That is if you know my prescription.
Video Ipod
Portable TV
Huge TV
Land, yeah right

Not so expensive stuff:
Realy Good Books
Dark Jewelry or just jewelry, and it doesn’t have to be real, (though I would love it if it was) but try not to get the stupid, cheap, plastic ones.
Video Games (for game cube) and I like RREEALLYY long video games that are awsome and aren’t rated over T for Teen.
$$$Money$$$

But what I really want most of all doesn’t cost anything. I want to be queen of the universe.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Dear Santa, I have 10 items on this list. You can choose any of the ones you want and however many of the ones you want to give me. And if there are any other things that you think that I might like you can give those to me also. I've done many good things to deserve these like be nice to my brother Gilgamesh, take out the trash, feed the dogs every now and then, do my homework, my chores, and other things. I've also been nice to my parents, my friends, and all the pets in my family. Every now and then I might get into a fight with Gilgamesh, But Santa, you know how siblings are, we do that kind of stuff.

*1. A micro-spy kit. I like spy things. *2. A laser trip wire. People always get into my stuff and I need some protection from it so this would be a good alarm. *3. A slurpy machine with a few sodas which would preferably be orange. It usually gets hot in New Orleans where I usually live and I also like slurpies. *4. A tyco RC train twister. I like remote control cars and this one has unique abilities so it can go in snow, grass, mud, dirt, and even water. *5. Ed, Ed, and Eddie: The Misadventures video game for GameCube. I have a Gamecube and I've seen the commercials for these and it looks pretty fun. *6. The Legends of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I have the Legend of Zelda the Windwaker and I love it. *7. Chicken Little for Gamecube. It looks fun and the movie also looks great. I want to try out the game. *8. The Game of Life: The Simpsons Edition. We won't have much electricity in New Orleans and this would be a fun board game to play in the candlelight because I love the Simpsons and the game of Life is fun too. *9. Pokemon XD with Gamecube skin (Stickers). This is a Gamecube game also. I like the idea of having stickers and also I love pokemon games. *10. Operation video game: Kids next door. This is also a Gamecube game and I like Kids Next Door.

SO there you have it, my Christmas list.

I know that the last poem I wrote was kind of harsh. This is what is really happening: We have a huge Christmas tree that we bought for 20.00$ at HyVee. GREAT DEAL! We have tons of ornaments and we will have plenty of toys this Christmas. This Christmas will be even better because most of our cousins and family are here. So we will have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year.

We cry, we weep, we cannot sleep
Without nighmares short and long,
I’ll ask of you not to feel sorry
as you read this song.

A hurricane wrecked our things
and even how we live,
I’ll tell you now I’ll tell you once
People this is no fib.

Katrina destroyed our house
and the things we own,
And even worse we still have to pay
off all of our family’s loans.

We have little money for toys,
though we have a Christmas tree,
We barely have enough
for decorations you see.

A hurricane wrecked our Christmas
there’s really not much to know,
but please oh please
don’t give us any pity so.

Have a happy Christmas,
please do that for us,
This might sound crazy but please
give me some trust.

We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year.
Good tidings to you were ever you are, good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.
We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Chistmas and a happy New Year.

(Shout) MERRY CHRISTMAS

You should know it’s the time of year, when the reindeer and Santa appear. They comm at nite when there’s no more light, Christmas is almost here. If you look very carefully there’s a present behind that Christmas tree but I must say don’t you run away because it might be me.

Dear Santa,
This is my Christmas list that I would most favor. I would love Zelda the Wind Waker game and Gameboy Player, if you give me a Gameboy Player I would most favor Ruby or Safier Vergeun, Super Mario Sunshine clues and a memory card. If you cannot afford it, you may take my socker and clay fighter games, they are the only things I have to give. But if you do I will never know how to repay you.

love Kalypso